- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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69!!! (its funny cause i made a referance to 69)

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? About 144 licks but everyone gets different answers because we all lick lollipops differently.

rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

At 1:00AM, an old man is woken up by a knocking on the door. 'Knock knock' 'Who's there' 'An orange' The man opens the door to find a talking orange on his doorstep. The man remembers he has Schizophrenia and goes back to sleep.

Why did the chicken invent a memory ereaser machine? So he could erease everyone's memory so they would stop making chicken jokes

What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

--IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!! --no it isn't. a clock only has numbers 1-12 for hours and 1-60 for minutes. "peanut butter jelly" is not in any of those number sets. what are you taking about?

Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

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