KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jane from next door. Hi Jane how can I help you? Just wondering if my sister could use the spare spot on your drive tomorrow afternoon around 3pm? She is coming round for tea. I'm very sorry but my wife is due back around that time. Not a problem, thanks anyway. Have a great day. Bye Jane, see you soon, sorry again.

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There were three guy's caught trespassing on a farmers land. The farmer said he wont kill them if they did what they were told, he told everyone to pick one fruit. The 1st guy came to him with grapes. The farmer told him to shove it up his butt so he did, the 2nd guy came to the farmer with orange, the farmer told him to shove them up his butt but the guy kept laughing, the farmer got angry and snapped whats so funny? My buddy over over there is picking watermelons.

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

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what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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my dick is like a bridge. i dont know why.

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Blonde Girls

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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my gave me a game i said thank you

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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