What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

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Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

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Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

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In 1843 when Man invented the moon, people set sail on ironclad ships to lands that sold items that weren't for sale in similar such stores in other lands not reachable by ironclad ships or dirigibles as they became known once they changed form completely and were a differentobject entirely and of no use for water transport. That's when the real revolution in telecommunications began, the truck drivers would use CB radios as early as 1287 and 1276 in Canada. the CB radio enabled the users to order pizza and develop symbiotic relationshiops with canvas. Amongst other things.

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why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

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When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

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What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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what is the diference between a jew and a boy scout. a boy scout comes home from camp.

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What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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