Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

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call me if you want xxx on 0407777235

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roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

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What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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What's brown and adhesive? A stick

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Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

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Knock Knock, Ow my face

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If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

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Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

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In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

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A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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my wife out of the kitchen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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