- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

An Artic Storm.

Two ducks are in a bathtub. One duck says, "Hey, pass me the soap." The other duck says, "What do I look like, a type writer?"

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

What do you call a moving tree? A hurricane killing thousands of people and 3 dogs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

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