- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Knock knock Shut up

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

Chuck Norris is dead......

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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