Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

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What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

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Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

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My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

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Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

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Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

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If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

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Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

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How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

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how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

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A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

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What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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