- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

WOw you have no life

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

A Russian who dosen't like vodka

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

can you touch your toes? no

What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

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