Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

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What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

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What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

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Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

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Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

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how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

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A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

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Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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