- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is long, hard and comes out of a gay persons bum? poo

What did the one man say to the other man? What? I don't know , I wasn't there, that's why I'm asking.

What did the boy with asthma say to his friend I can't breath

How many people of a certain demographic does it take to change a light bulb? x+1 (x >0), 1 person to change the lightbulb and x to behave in a manner consistent with the established stereotype of said demographic.

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Two women were sitting quietly.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

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What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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