- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

You are joking right?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

You will not press the like button.

knock knock whos their a person

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