- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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