LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

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The ability to live the life of a dead person.

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I want a lot of likes...do it you wont. i know you wont.

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What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

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you gay?

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm sorry I don't know you but I think I might have run over your dog!

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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Anti Joke

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