why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

A child walks into a classroom.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

What is black and looks like a person A black person

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

Why do I hate food? I don't.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

Anti Joke

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