What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

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Racial Equality

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

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-Will you follow the live coverage of 86th Acacemy Awards? -No. -Are you anti-semitic?

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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OR SOMETHING! VOLUME ONE SPECIAL ALPHA MAN EDITION: What do you do if you are in the jungle, and surrounded by a tiger, and a jaguar and have only one bullet left in the rifle? You shoot the damn jaguar in its tire, and RIDE THE GODDAMN TIGER BACK HOME! MORAL MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! THE FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD R*PIST!(Yes I also wrote the original kay?)

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

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Anti Joke

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