Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

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A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

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How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

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What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

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YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

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IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

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The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

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what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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