What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

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Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

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