- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

Needless to say,

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

do you have a wife?

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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