- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

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why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

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