- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Don't believe in Atheists.

I'm Coming

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

What is full of water and drowning people A pool

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

Bob Saget that is all

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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