What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

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I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

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What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

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What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

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Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

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whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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