- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

Why are trees green? I have no idea

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

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