Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

An Aisian failed a test

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

what looks like a banana? a penis

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

Your dads dead. lol

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

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