- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

A young baby died.

What happens to a black man when he jumps into a pool of clorox? He turns white!

A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

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