- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

A possesed goat: "moo"

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ slams door

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

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