- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens live on farms.

A black man is pulled over doing 66 in a 65 zone. He asks the officer what the problem is and the officer says his left tail light is out

What did the cat say at his mother's funeral? Nothing. He was too grief stricken over the loss of his beloved guardian.

What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

A pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "why do you have a wheel in your pants?"

Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of.

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yes, it's delicious!

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

fish fishy caoimhin

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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