Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

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try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

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Yanter, Look it up

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

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How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

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Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

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Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

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What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

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What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

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So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

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Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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Why I am at the hospital now: True as it gets. I found on my working desk a small box of fluoride pills, I was like meh, but it said banana, strawberry, mint and pear, so I was like yeah! And grabbed a mouthful before going URGH! Then my friends entered laughing saying "I hope you do well on that test tomorrow!" So yeah, I passed out, and it turns out my "friends" (victims ill torture to they beg for death). 80 MG OF VALIUM!!! Yeah good trucking luck on my test eh? I nearly died twice, somehow, I think I should ask doc if my heart is okay or something, my head is fucked up the floor is all wavy and I cant differentiate numbers Seriously, one guy was gonna come visit say sorry, but he sent his girlfriend instead... My wife was so worried, that when I said: Mind if I have my vengeance by screwing his girlfriend? My wife said: I was so worried, you still okay? That actually sounds like a good scheme... So, yeah... I am typing this because, I am totally going to have a threesome... When and if my ever wakes up again... She agreed... She was always kinda into me but still! If you dont understand this, well... Next time, if you want to poison me, USE SOMETHING THAT KILLS ME! BECAUSE I WILL BE BACK!

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Women's Professional _________

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What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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