How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

Urban ghettos

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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