Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

do you wanna hear a joke school

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

One time at band camp.............that's it........

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

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