- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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