- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

Your face

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Thumbs this up

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

did you stub your toe?

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Donald Trump

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

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