No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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In soviet russia, roses are violet

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

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What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

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What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

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What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

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What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of problems with money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

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how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

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why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

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What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

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why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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