- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

flavin's head

black chicken. kfc

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

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