- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

If i open this door you can go trough it

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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