His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

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whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

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An American and Russian are arguing about their country. The American says "I can do things you can't. I can walk into the White House and into the Oval Office. I can bang my hands on my President's desk and say "Mr. Obama, I don't like the way you're running your country." The Russian says, "I can do that." The American says, "No, you can't." The Russian says, "Sure I can. I can go to Vladimir Putin's office and say "Mr. President, I don't like the way Mr. Obama's running his country."

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

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poop

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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why was 6 afraid of 7?

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Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

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What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

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And Stephen Hawking said.

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Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

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Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

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Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

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A gay man watches football.

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roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

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Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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