What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

What do u call a cripple Biv

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

Women's rights

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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