- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

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