what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

Christianity

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

your life

A penis walks into a bar..

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

Are you a tree

whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

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