- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

a. why? b. because

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

what do you call a black chef glendon

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Albino African Americans

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

Politics

womens rights

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

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