mexicans fishing

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I like the color potato.

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Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

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1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

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Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

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Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

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destiny

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

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What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

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Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

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Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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