If your reading this, youre not blind.

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

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Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

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ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

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How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

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What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

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the economy.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

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Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

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Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

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A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

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how man

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

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Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

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