How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

How do you make the general public confused? ...

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