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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Do you love me? No.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.