"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

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knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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