- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

The WNBA.

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

White NBA players.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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