What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

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woman's rights

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

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I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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A train poops its pants.

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whats worse than jonny james obviously

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whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

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Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

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What do you call a black guy that has a big white coat, an assortment of knives and a couple of women working for him? A doctor

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Hi i want a cheeseburger and a small fry, said bob. And then, said the guy taking the order. thats all, said bob. And then, said the guy. Ummmm ok well i take small coke, said bob. And then, said that guy. Thats all, said bob. and then, said the guy. whatever i'll take a milkshake, said bob. And then, said that guy. and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then

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Q.Why did the black man go to college? A. What does his race have to do with anything?

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who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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why did suzy fall off the swing? she has no arms, knock knock who's there? Not suzy!

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Why did the black man go to the store? To get milk and eggs because he was running out of those items

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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