- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

WEED!

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Good afternoon.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

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