- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

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Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

A seal walks into a club.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

why did sally drown cause she was black

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

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