- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

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It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

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How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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