Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

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What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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