Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

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Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

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If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

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Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

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Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

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I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

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why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

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How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

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Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

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How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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*Knock Knock* "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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