Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

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A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

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If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

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why dont they make black forks

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What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

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How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

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Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

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WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

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What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

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how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

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why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

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Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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THe Election

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Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

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A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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