Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

You're a frog

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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