- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

Woman rights.

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

what goes boo a sock

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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