Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

Whats long and hard and women like to suck on them? A popsicle or long lollipop

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with an alligator? Go take some acid and find out for yourself

A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because Your mother said so. Now get a life and get off this website young fellas.

Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Marla should be home by now, it's nearly 6." He was unaware he had lost his tractor until the next morning.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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