Saggy Nipples By chan chan

The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she fell out the window and landed in soot.

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

A dog just died in my neighborhood last week. It made me sad so I vandelized a church and got put into jail. That made me even MORE sad so I vandelized the jail. Morel of the story: This wasn't grammaticly a story. A story is not 3 sentences. --

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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