- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

L's I's that took Viagra.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

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