- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

whats funnier than 24? 25

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

Velcro. What a rip off.

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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