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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jew enters a mall.

why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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