A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

what is the color of a burp burple

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

What is green and slow Grass.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

A baby seal walks into a club.

A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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