- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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