What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

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Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

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guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two solely on her hair color, proceeds to kill them with a single shot glass. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

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an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

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A black man is driving a nice car when he's suddenly pulled over by the police. "Do you know why I pulled you over?" asks the cop. "No officer" replies the black man. "You have a taillight out. However I'm going to just let you off with a warning because you seem like an upstanding citizen. Have a nice day."

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knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

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If three men were rowing a rowboat backwards across your front lawn, and six of the four back wheels fell off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? 17 because footballs don't have feathers.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

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what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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