What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

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What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

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A man goes to the potty.

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How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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How do you stop a black man from spitting? People of all races and colours are quite within their right to spit on their own property whenever they wish. However if anyone spits on or near you, you could report him to the police, but don't expect to be taken seriously.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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