What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

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hickory dickory dock no one cares

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

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John Cena for president

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White men's rights

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What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

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If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

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what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

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Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

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Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

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Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

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Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

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How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

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A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

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why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

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What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

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What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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