why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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Women's Rights

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

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roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

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Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

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Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

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Your Mum is soo fat.

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roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

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Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

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MOOOOOOOOOOO

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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