- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

why was the old man on the ground he fell

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

i lyk 2 eet pup

What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

womens rights.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

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